Things I've Overheard

May 14

CALLING ALL NOSY PEOPLE.

I’m having some trouble finding post-worthy quotes for my other blog, Things I’ve Overheard. If you guys have any convos/ quotes/chats by either you or something you’ve overheard that’s funny/entertaining/interesting/weird in any shape or form, email me at lesley.hauler@att.net!

SPREAD THE WORD! (pun intended)

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May 06

“he’s actually a big teddy bear. You know, if you had a teddy bear you were too scared to hug because you felt that if you did, it would come alive and choke you.” — Josh

May 03

“Some people actually call T.J a flaming heterosexual.” — Alex

Apr 21

Dumb Blonde (to college counselor)

• Blondie: So you're a guy and you have your bachelors degree?
• College Counselor: Right.
• Blondie: So if guys get a bachelors degree, does that mean girls get a bachelorette degree?

Apr 19

“If I get raped tonight, I’m blaming you.” — girl at party to her friend

Apr 15

In AP World

• Teacher: Wait, someone asked you dad if he could buy your mom while you guys were in Israel?
• Guy: Yep.
• Teacher: That's awesome.