Things I've Overheard

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Link

(reblogged from http://lesleyhauler.tumblr.com)

I’m having some trouble finding post-worthy quotes for my other blog, Things I’ve Overheard. If you guys have any convos/ quotes/chats by either you or something you’ve overheard that’s funny/entertaining/interesting/weird in any shape or form, email me at lesley.hauler@att.net!

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∞08:56 pm: rambleonmaestro

Wednesday, May 06th, 2009

quote

he’s actually a big teddy bear. You know, if you had a teddy bear you were too scared to hug because you felt that if you did, it would come alive and choke you.

Josh

∞08:13 pm: rambleonmaestro

Sunday, May 03rd, 2009

quote

Some people actually call T.J a flaming heterosexual.

Alex

∞09:46 pm: rambleonmaestro

Tuesday, Apr 21st, 2009

Conversation

Dumb Blonde (to college counselor)

Blondie:So you're a guy and you have your bachelors degree?
College Counselor:Right.
Blondie:So if guys get a bachelors degree, does that mean girls get a bachelorette degree?

∞10:50 pm: rambleonmaestro

Sunday, Apr 19th, 2009

quote

If I get raped tonight, I’m blaming you.

girl at party to her friend

∞02:28 pm: rambleonmaestro

Wednesday, Apr 15th, 2009

Conversation

In AP World

Teacher:Wait, someone asked you dad if he could buy your mom while you guys were in Israel?
Guy:Yep.
Teacher:That's awesome.

∞05:01 pm: rambleonmaestro